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Five celebrities

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Today I am tell you about 5 gorgeous celebrities, who’s birthday on 4th November. They are famous.

220px-Tabu_still8First I am tell you about a beautiful, pretty and gorgeous celebrity . her  name is Tabu, a actress in Bollywood industry. She is born on 4 november 1971 in West Bangal, India. She is famous actress in Indian film industry.  She firstly doing job in hindi films. She also doing job in Bengali, Malayalam, Tamil, Marathi , telugu and English films. She win National Film Award for Best Actress two times. Government of India also awarded her Padma Shriin 2011. She is give most beautifull performances in the films Maachies, Astitva, Chandni Bar, Hu Tu Tu, Maqbool, Cheeni Kum and Haider. She is born in Kollata, West Bengal. Her father name is Jamal Hashmi and Rizwana.

200px-Aurangzeb_T0000253_104Secondly I am talking about a legend. His name is Aurangzeb(Abul Muzaffar…

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The Ultimate Cheat Sheet on digital marketing

Nice post neha… thnks for sharing the information regarding digital marketiing

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Digital marketing is online merchandise and services put to gather all electronic devices like tablets,phones.personal computer all these are digital devices.Digital services be appropriate on the program on the websites.Many companies use combination of digital services channels and traditional.It was first developed and used in 1990’s.This time popularity of digital services increase day by day.For increase your business and for coming business top list need to have a top variety list.If you have great variety then you need to be strategy for famous it.Advertising is the best and easy way for it.you can buy an d sell on line services.
On line advertising is very scope this time and it increase day by day.It is traditional way for famous your brand in to the people.Do you know the way of digital services through get attentions of people on you and your variety.Aim Handheld device to find information.Sms facility…

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Kapil Sharma jokes

               kapil commedy nights

1.)  PPLE–VITAMIN
VITAMIN-POWAR
POWAR–WORK
WORK–MONEY
MONEY–PYAAR
PYAAR–SHADI
SHADI–PATNI
PATNI–TENSION
TENSION–BIMARI
AB KYA “BIMARI” ME FIR SE APPLE

2.)  kapil sharma says:-

दीपावली पर अगर आपको कोई कहे
कि”पटाखों से प्रदूषण होता है”
तो हमारा फ़र्ज़ है कि पठाखे
ना फोड़े…
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पहले उस ज्ञान देने वाले को फोडें…
फिर जमकर पटाखे फोड..

3.)     When a woman loves you , you are a husband …….. kapil entertainment

When many women love you , you are an actor ……….

When hundreds of women love you , you are an idol ……..

When thousands of women love you , you are a leader ………

But When all the women in the city love you, Then you are a best panipuri wala

4.) Butter Chicken banana ki recipe

Likh lo….

Chicken 500 gms

Namak swaad anusaar

Aur…..

Pyaaz aukat anusaar……

facebook Block    5.) Muskarna toh har ek ladki ki adaa hai…

Use jo mohabaat samje vo sabse bada

Gadha hai…

6.) Arz kiya Hai.. jara gaur farmaiyega Bigdi hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani Hai.. . . Wah..wah.. . . . 20%           Hum Bachpan se kamine the aur 80% facebook/whatsapp ki meharbani Hai..

7.) Kapil- TAJ MAHAL kisne banaya tha?

Nokar- Ji, KARIGAR ne

Kapil- Mera matlab hai
Banvaya kisne tha?

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Kapil- Ji, THEKEDAAR ne… heheheh…lol..Baba ji ka thullu

8.) Kapil Sharma propose a girl..
Girl replied-
Thapad marungi…

Kapil Sharma replied-
Thapad maregi toh mukka bhi khayagi….lol…

9.) Aarz kiya h Darru peene vlo

Kabhi lassi bhi piya karo…

Wah!! Wah!!

wah!! Wah!!

Free me post padhne vlo kbhi like comment bhi kiya karo…

10.) An idea can change ur life,but,a girl can change ur ideas so always change ur girlfriend to get new    idea.”whatan idea sirji……..? ” Read More Joke: Jokecircle.com

 


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Diwali jokes

 

Happy Diwali        Takleef vo jo tadpha de
Teacher Wo Jo Saza De
Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De
DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De

Aur

Apna Wo
Jo Diwali ki safai Karwa De!

  • Krishna Ki Ukti Hanuman Ki Shakti
    Meerabai Ki Bhakti Ramchandra Ka Gyan
    Karan Ka Daan Einstein Ki Buddhi
    Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi Gandhi Ki Ahimsa
    India Ki Parampara Vajpayee Ki Maryada
    Nizaam Ki Sampada Michael Jordan Ki Salary
    Abdul Kalam Ki Vocublary Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
    Sweetheart Ka Amarprem Microsoft Ke Share
    Rupiyo Ke Dher Tata Ke Senses
    Ambani Ke Licenses Birla Ka Bangla
    Daler Ka Bhangra Amitabh Ki Style
    Madhuri Ki Smile Shahrukh Ki Personality
    Aishwrya Ki Popularity Worldtour Ka Ticket
    Tendulkar Ka Wicket Administrator Ke Passwords
    Jokes Ke Forwards Mercedez Ki Car
    Diamond Ka Haar Dher Saraa Pyar
    In this new year…
    Wish you a Happy Diwali !!!!
  • Wish u Happy Diwali
    I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
    bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
    socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!Diwali Jokes
  • Husband drunk, came to home
    Wife at door: how dare you…..?
    You promised me that you
    did not drink without any occasion,
    then why you drunk today?

Funny husband: darling, the festival
of crackers diwali is coming..!!

Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?

Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.

  • Sardar  pandit se : Ye tere sir pe choti kun hai,

Pandit : Ye anteena hai,Isse mujhe ideas ate hain,

Sardar : Kamal hai mere sir pe dish anteena hai,

Fir bhi kuch nahi ata.Diwali jokes

  • Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
    Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
    Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
    Sardar: Lo Batao,
    Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. Happy Diwali….

.   Gul ne gulshan se gulfam

bheja hai…

Sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja h,

Mubarak ho aapko ye deewali

Hum ne ye advance mein ye paigam bheja hai.

  • Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
    Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
    Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
    Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar
  • 4    days
    96 hours

4920 mins..
259900 seconds..
are left.. I think i am the first person to

wish U Happy Diwali…..
Diwali JokesJoy, Joy, Joy,
We can play with our cousins
We can eat so many sweets
We can fire crackers
We can worship Goddess
Lakshmi because It is Diwali.

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Poland holds two suspected Russian spies, lawmaker says

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Poland Spies ArrestedA Polish lawmaker has said two men arrested by the country’s authorities on suspicion of spying were working for Russian intelligence.

The announcement was made on October 17 by Marek Biernacki, a member of the Polish parliament’s intelligence committee, after the committee was briefed on the case by security officials.

“Actions are being taken in respect of two agents of the Russian state,” Biernacki told reporters.

Prosecutors had said the two men included an officer serving in the Polish military and a Warsaw lawyer, but they have not revealed in public for what country they are alleged to have been spying.

The development comes after relations between Russia and the West strained over Moscow’s annexation of Crimea in March and its perceived support for pro-Russian separatists in eastern Ukraine.

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Most Funny 10 Business Jokes

    Bimar pati se uski biwi boli – Iss bar koi jaanwaro k doctor ko dikhao tou hi aap theek hoge..
Pati – Woh kyon ?Business Jokes
Biwi – Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uth jate ho… Ghode ki tarah bhag ke kaam pe jate ho…
Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho…
Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se paise batorkar cheq pass karate. ho…
Ghar aakar pariwar per kutte ki tarah chillate ho, aur fir. Bhains ki tarah so jate ho; Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khakh thik kar p.

  • Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars, 18 bikes, 4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai, TUMARE ps kya hai,
    POOR man- Mere pas Beta hai,
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    Jiski GFBusiness jokes
    teri beti Ha
  • Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?
    Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?
    Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye

4.) The business I work for had a dinner together with all family members. Before the first speech, the emcee gave the following announcement, “we kindly ask if you can please put all cell phones and children on vibrate.”

5.) Customer: ‘But if it costs $10 to make these watches, and you sell them for $10, where does your profit come in?”

Shopkeeper: ‘ From repairing them.

6.) The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?”

The manager replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge.”

7.) The boss invites his employee:
– Do you like warm beer?
– Of course not.
– And do you like sweaty women?
– No.
– So you will go on holiday during the winter months.

8) Interview with a successful business:
– Tell me, how many people work in your company?
– Hmm… Approximately half

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  1. If it rings, put it on hold.Business jokes
  2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
  3. If it whistles, ignore it.
  4. If it’s a friend, stop work and chat.
  5. If it’s the boss, look busy.
  6. If it talks, take notes.
  7. If it’s handwritten, type it.
  8. if it’s typed, copy it.
  9. If it’s copied, file it.
  10. If it’s Friday, forget it!

 

10.) A day without sunshine is like night.
Business jokes
A disagreeable task is its own reward.

A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.

A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.

A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money stabilize the economy.

A free agent is anything but.

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

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