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Famous Celebrities Birthday on 4th November

Tabu is an Indian film actress of bollywood.Tabu was born in Kolkata. Her Mother was a social teacher. Her father Mohammed Afshan was a professor of Mathematics. She has Birthday on 4th NovemTabuber 1971.She has actered on hindi films and also appeared in Hindi,English,Bengali language Malayalam etc.Tabu is one of the most regarded actress of Indian. She is share the personal life in media. She also played the lead role in Mira Nair’s American film the Namesake (2007).She was very beautiful actress in India.She is unmarried. Tabu was kundli on Scorpio. Tabu’s first film was ‘Coolie No. 1′, the Telegu film.

Lakshmi-MenonLakshmi Menon is an Indian film actress. She was born on 4th November 1982 in Banglore.She was featured on the cover of a Magazine. She is good actress in hindi film. She is very beautiful and talented actress of India. She was “Demure School” Teacher. she was seen as a demure school teacher Molar in Suseenthiran’s action-drama film Pandianadu.She was some achieve awards in Female Debut – South – Sundarapandian, Vikatan Award For Best Debut Actress – Sundarapandian, Award for Best Female Debutant – Sundarapandian.Norway Tamil Film Festival Award for Best Actress – Sundarapandian.She was kundli on Scoripo.

Ritwik Ghatak was aRitwikghatak Indian film maker and scrip writer .he was born on 1925 in Dhaka. Bangladesh his father Suresh was a deistic magistrate and a port writer and playwright his mother’s name was in debut devi. Ritika marred Sarema Devi, niece of active left-wing member. sunned Royhowdury .in 1948,Ghatak wrote his first play Kilo sayar (the dark light) and partial in a review of the landmark play in bane.in 1951,Ghatak joined the Indian people’s theatre Assoc is Ghatak entered the film industry with Nirmai Ghosh .as a actor and assistant directory Ghatak first Commercial release was Ajantrik .A comedy drama film with science fiction them Best Director Award from Bangladesh cine journalist Association for Titans Ekti Nadir Naam.the Govt.of.India and also Padma shri for arts in 1970.

Jaikrishan Devabhai Paschal composed Indian music for the film industry ,who worked together from Jai Krishna1949-1971.Shankar singh invite of north india and spend his early years in Hyderabad .Raj Kpoor made his debut as a director with the film age of 1948 its music director Ram Gangly was assistant by Shankar

and jaikrishan the film also had a distance of featuring two first in hindi cinema- a title song “Barsaat main hum se milny ”They early work include Barsaat, Awaara, Badal, Poonam, Nagima. Shankar compositions broke new ground of hindi music industry. Their knowledge of Indian classic music, Their career thay won Film fare Best Music Director Award nine times in 1968 they achieve Padma Shire by Govt of India.

Milid-SomanMilind Soman-Millin was born 4 nov 1965 in a Maharashtra Family in Scotland. He was a National level swimmer for india and was then discover as a model. In july 2006.Soman married Marlene Jampanoi.He was one of the model in an advertising campanile for a clothing manufacturer. He quickly become one of the most successfully model in the country. Made in India . which then made him a house hold name. In the mid 1990s after his rapd modeling fame. Oman was the producer of the hindi film rules.Pyaar ka super hit formulating 2010 he Partial a constant in the hit reality TV show Fear Factor. Oman Starred in 2012 which did not do well at the box-office.

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Kapil Sharma jokes

               kapil commedy nights

1.)  PPLE–VITAMIN
VITAMIN-POWAR
POWAR–WORK
WORK–MONEY
MONEY–PYAAR
PYAAR–SHADI
SHADI–PATNI
PATNI–TENSION
TENSION–BIMARI
AB KYA “BIMARI” ME FIR SE APPLE

2.)  kapil sharma says:-

दीपावली पर अगर आपको कोई कहे
कि”पटाखों से प्रदूषण होता है”
तो हमारा फ़र्ज़ है कि पठाखे
ना फोड़े…
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पहले उस ज्ञान देने वाले को फोडें…
फिर जमकर पटाखे फोड..

3.)     When a woman loves you , you are a husband …….. kapil entertainment

When many women love you , you are an actor ……….

When hundreds of women love you , you are an idol ……..

When thousands of women love you , you are a leader ………

But When all the women in the city love you, Then you are a best panipuri wala

4.) Butter Chicken banana ki recipe

Likh lo….

Chicken 500 gms

Namak swaad anusaar

Aur…..

Pyaaz aukat anusaar……

facebook Block    5.) Muskarna toh har ek ladki ki adaa hai…

Use jo mohabaat samje vo sabse bada

Gadha hai…

6.) Arz kiya Hai.. jara gaur farmaiyega Bigdi hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani Hai.. . . Wah..wah.. . . . 20%           Hum Bachpan se kamine the aur 80% facebook/whatsapp ki meharbani Hai..

7.) Kapil- TAJ MAHAL kisne banaya tha?

Nokar- Ji, KARIGAR ne

Kapil- Mera matlab hai
Banvaya kisne tha?

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Kapil- Ji, THEKEDAAR ne… heheheh…lol..Baba ji ka thullu

8.) Kapil Sharma propose a girl..
Girl replied-
Thapad marungi…

Kapil Sharma replied-
Thapad maregi toh mukka bhi khayagi….lol…

9.) Aarz kiya h Darru peene vlo

Kabhi lassi bhi piya karo…

Wah!! Wah!!

wah!! Wah!!

Free me post padhne vlo kbhi like comment bhi kiya karo…

10.) An idea can change ur life,but,a girl can change ur ideas so always change ur girlfriend to get new    idea.”whatan idea sirji……..? ” Read More Joke: Jokecircle.com

 


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Diwali jokes

 

Happy Diwali        Takleef vo jo tadpha de
Teacher Wo Jo Saza De
Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De
DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De

Aur

Apna Wo
Jo Diwali ki safai Karwa De!

  • Krishna Ki Ukti Hanuman Ki Shakti
    Meerabai Ki Bhakti Ramchandra Ka Gyan
    Karan Ka Daan Einstein Ki Buddhi
    Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi Gandhi Ki Ahimsa
    India Ki Parampara Vajpayee Ki Maryada
    Nizaam Ki Sampada Michael Jordan Ki Salary
    Abdul Kalam Ki Vocublary Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
    Sweetheart Ka Amarprem Microsoft Ke Share
    Rupiyo Ke Dher Tata Ke Senses
    Ambani Ke Licenses Birla Ka Bangla
    Daler Ka Bhangra Amitabh Ki Style
    Madhuri Ki Smile Shahrukh Ki Personality
    Aishwrya Ki Popularity Worldtour Ka Ticket
    Tendulkar Ka Wicket Administrator Ke Passwords
    Jokes Ke Forwards Mercedez Ki Car
    Diamond Ka Haar Dher Saraa Pyar
    In this new year…
    Wish you a Happy Diwali !!!!
  • Wish u Happy Diwali
    I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
    bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
    socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!Diwali Jokes
  • Husband drunk, came to home
    Wife at door: how dare you…..?
    You promised me that you
    did not drink without any occasion,
    then why you drunk today?

Funny husband: darling, the festival
of crackers diwali is coming..!!

Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?

Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.

  • Sardar  pandit se : Ye tere sir pe choti kun hai,

Pandit : Ye anteena hai,Isse mujhe ideas ate hain,

Sardar : Kamal hai mere sir pe dish anteena hai,

Fir bhi kuch nahi ata.Diwali jokes

  • Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
    Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
    Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
    Sardar: Lo Batao,
    Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. Happy Diwali….

.   Gul ne gulshan se gulfam

bheja hai…

Sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja h,

Mubarak ho aapko ye deewali

Hum ne ye advance mein ye paigam bheja hai.

  • Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
    Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
    Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
    Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar
  • 4    days
    96 hours

4920 mins..
259900 seconds..
are left.. I think i am the first person to

wish U Happy Diwali…..
Diwali JokesJoy, Joy, Joy,
We can play with our cousins
We can eat so many sweets
We can fire crackers
We can worship Goddess
Lakshmi because It is Diwali.

Reference: :www.jokecircle.com
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Most Funny 10 Business Jokes

    Bimar pati se uski biwi boli – Iss bar koi jaanwaro k doctor ko dikhao tou hi aap theek hoge..
Pati – Woh kyon ?Business Jokes
Biwi – Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uth jate ho… Ghode ki tarah bhag ke kaam pe jate ho…
Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho…
Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se paise batorkar cheq pass karate. ho…
Ghar aakar pariwar per kutte ki tarah chillate ho, aur fir. Bhains ki tarah so jate ho; Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khakh thik kar p.

  • Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars, 18 bikes, 4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai, TUMARE ps kya hai,
    POOR man- Mere pas Beta hai,
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    Jiski GFBusiness jokes
    teri beti Ha
  • Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?
    Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?
    Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye

4.) The business I work for had a dinner together with all family members. Before the first speech, the emcee gave the following announcement, “we kindly ask if you can please put all cell phones and children on vibrate.”

5.) Customer: ‘But if it costs $10 to make these watches, and you sell them for $10, where does your profit come in?”

Shopkeeper: ‘ From repairing them.

6.) The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?”

The manager replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge.”

7.) The boss invites his employee:
– Do you like warm beer?
– Of course not.
– And do you like sweaty women?
– No.
– So you will go on holiday during the winter months.

8) Interview with a successful business:
– Tell me, how many people work in your company?
– Hmm… Approximately half

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  1. If it rings, put it on hold.Business jokes
  2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
  3. If it whistles, ignore it.
  4. If it’s a friend, stop work and chat.
  5. If it’s the boss, look busy.
  6. If it talks, take notes.
  7. If it’s handwritten, type it.
  8. if it’s typed, copy it.
  9. If it’s copied, file it.
  10. If it’s Friday, forget it!

 

10.) A day without sunshine is like night.
Business jokes
A disagreeable task is its own reward.

A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.

A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.

A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money stabilize the economy.

A free agent is anything but.

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

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